Putting The Err? In Glamour

I never thought I'd say this, but thank God New York Fashion Week is over!  The malnourished models are off to Milan, the Bangladeshi garment factory workers are cranking out the Canal street knockoffs, and the true beauties of New York are stepping out again to promote things that really matter, like the Mob Wives: New Blood season finale.  Straight from Donatella Versace's back alley plastic surgeon, the Staten Island glamazons tucked it, sucked it and puckered it Wednesday morning on the Today Show.  Drita D'Avanzo and Alicia DiMichele were giving fergalicious realness, sneaking out the side door for a quick cigarette and reminiscing on days when they had a mustang like a couple 42nd street hookers in the pre-Giuliani years

 while Renee Graziano, who scares the shit outta me with her hair trigger temper and violent outbursts, couldn't have been nicer, posing for photos and chatting up a truck driver who happened to be passing by.  Go ahead....clean up the fragments of your blown mind.  I'll wait.