Louie! Louie!

All these years I've been working out, eating healthy(ish) and watching my weight.  I've done step classes and yoga, worked out twice a day, hired trainers and nutritionists, taken supplements, gotten colonics, and tried Atkins, the South Beach Diet and Weight Watchers in my neverending quest to get and stay as thin as possible.  I'm a fucking mess.  Who knew all it would take was a picture with Louie Anderson to make me look thin?