Feast your eyes on Ryan Lochte

Because there's not much else to write about special education's golden child, here's a photo of Ryan Lochte at the NBC Experience store in Rockefeller Plaza yesterday, where he was promoting his new reality show "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?"  My suggestion, just sit there and look pretty, because aside from swimming there's not much else he can do, and it's a good thing breathing just happens because even that might be too hard for this one to handle all on his own.  I passed by on my lunch hour and there were about fifteen people there, getting autographs and pictures with him.  I'm sure his Hooked on Phonics was working overtime in the days leading up to this appearance, because he seemed to have no trouble signing his name over and over without sounding out the letters or asking for help.