The Queen of Planet Trash

Welcome back and Happy New Year!  I hope everyone had a safe and happy holiday, and that whoever you kissed at midnight didn't give you herpes.

Speaking of the gift that keeps on giving, Brandi Glanville was in town in November to promote valtrex, stripper heels, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I'm not sure if it's her personality or the editing, but this season has not been kind to her.  I want to root for the sad single mom who got dumped by her douchebag husband and whose dog was apparently chomped by coyotes.  I want her to have more lemons than Yolanda and a bigger closet than Lisa.  I really do.  But this season she's a human sippy cup that still manages to spill, and it's not cute.