Gotta Have That Funk

If Nicki Minaj got pregnant after a threeway with an alien and a homeless man in 1974, the baby would come out looking something like George Clinton, the mastermind of the 70's funkadelic music movement.  And since you automatically think of me whenever you hear the word funkadelic (I know.  I can't help it.) it was inevitable the two of us should meet.  Dressed in his best Sweet-Daddy-Williams-visiting-the-Evans-family-to-hit-on-Wilona-Woods suit and matching hat, George shared stories of the early 70's music scene and the influence a strong pimp hand had on today's sound with a room full of P-Funk fanatics and one lone white boy trying to discreetly take this photo and not feel too out of my element.