Imagine If YOUR Daughter Was a Slut!

I'm amazed how many cocks Kate Hudson has had in her.  In the last few years, Kate had kids with two different men, fucked A-Rod, Owen Wilson, Lance Armstrong, an extra on her last movie, the guy who always walks around the locker room naked at your gym, two roadies from Aerosmith and the man selling fresh fruit on the corner outside my apartment.  She's a certified skank with some serious daddy issues thanks to never having a relationship with her biological father, which explains why Goldie Hawn is destroying her face with bad botox, hiding behind sunglasses and avoiding fans when she can.  If you polluted the world with Kate Hudson you would too.