Orange is the New Masturbation

Watching Orange is the New Black is a lot like masturbating.  Some people like to take their time, teasing themselves to the brink with a few episodes, then purposely stopping to prolong the experience, while other gluttons for immediate satisfaction binge watch the whole season, and are left with a mess in their hand, an empty feeling inside and a craving for pizza when it's all over.  Either way, the pleasure is real, the show is a huge hit, and the cast was all over town last week to promote the second season (which I may or may not have already finished), including Laura Prepon as lesbian drug smuggler Alex,

Natasha Lyonne as trash talking recovering heroin addict Nicky,

 Taryn Manning as meth-addicted fanatical Born Again Christian Pennsatucky,

Danielle Brooks as Taystee, a low level drug distributor with dreams of being a lawyer,

Dascha Polanco as Daya, secretly pregnant with the C.O.'s baby

and Pablo Schreiber as corrupt prison guard Pornstache.

I know it seems like I spend my life in front of the television, but with characters like Black Cindy, Crazy Eyes and transgendered firefighter/hairdresser Sophia, this is one show you should really check out!  The things they do with tampons!