Red Carpet Ride

Broadway opening nights are often star-studded events with great photo opportunities, as celebrities arrive and walk the red carpet.  Think Liza!  Or Sandra Bullock!  Off-Broadway openings are a little more low-wattage, attracting serious theatergoers with a more indie spirit.  Think Liza!  Or Sandra Bernhard!  But last week's opening of The Village Bike was more like a solar eclipse, drawing only Judith Light (a HUGE LGBT activist and ridiculously good in Dallas, but how many pictures of her do I need?  OK, here's one more.)

Zosia Mamet (of Girls, a show I do not watch)

and Diane Lane (I KNOW!!!), who had to be coaxed into walking the red carpet.

Red carpet?  More like a slip n slide covered in cherry Kool-Aid, but I guess that's what you get in the West Village.