Aviva Drescher Threw Her Leg!

Aviva Drescher threw her leg.  That's right, a 44 year old mother of four who went to Vassar and has a master degree from NYU hurled her prosthetic leg across Le Cirque at someone and we watched it on television.  The Real Housewives have given us many 'what the fuck?' moments over the years - scenes we had to watch again to make sure we really heard or saw what we thought we did - but Avia Drescher THREW HER LEG!  And I laughed.  I laughed so hard that I cried.  Because Aviva wins.  In this desperate hunger game of attention seeking fame whores, no Real Housewife of any city now or ever will be able to top the mentally deranged bottle blonde shrew who threw her limb across Le Cirque.

Not Kandi Burruss, the dildo queen of Atlanta responsible for the instant classic Don't Be Tardy For The Party,

not Tamra Barney and Vicki Gunvalson, the shrieking hyenas from Orange County,

not even Carole Radziwill, a princess AND a Kennedy, who tried to stay above it all until that cunt Aviva dragged her into the mud.

And as she basks in the glow of her hideous yellow wallpaper sipping a glass of Ramona pinot grigio, a self satisfied smirk creeps across Aviva Drescher's face as she waits for the call from Andy Cohen, congratulating her on a job well done.