Remember Brian Austin Green, who played the douchey wigger DJ who poked out Donna Martin's cherry (Donna Martin graduates!) on
Beverly Hills 90210? I know deep down we all think we're so much better than this motherfucker, but he's been banging decent looking women since his last role (as the douchey wigger DJ who poked out Donna Martin's cherry
on
Beverly Hills 90210), and I can't quite figure out how he lands such hot pieces of ass being Brian Austin Green, since it's not 1995 anymore.
He knocked up Vanessa Marcil, whose bad decisions also include a marriage to Corey Feldman and leaving the role of Brenda Barrett on
General Hospital for a 'career' in men's magazines like
FHM, Maxim and Stuff,
and is currently married to Megan Fox, the low rent Angelina Jolie inflatable sex doll you'd buy in the back room of the Hustler store on Sunset Boulevard and star of Turner Movie Classics like
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and
Jennifer's Body.
He must have a huge cock.
Speaking of cock, here's Gilles Marini, whose cock you might remember from the first
Sex and the City movie. I know I do!
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