420 In The 212!

When I lived in LA I pretty much did every drug available with the exception of pot, which is ironic considering it's the only one that's legal in California, all you need is 'anxiety' to get a medical marijuana card, and there are dispensaries on every corner, right next to the Starbucks.  I mean, who wants the munchies when you're working out twice a day and it's always swimsuit season, right?   Anyway, here's Tommy Chong, who never had that problem.

Jessie J - OK!

It's 29 degrees in NYC today, which explains why Jessie J looks like a beautiful Eastern European call girl in this photo.  I'm not familiar with her music, but I am familiar with that fur hat, first worn when Alexis Colby confronted Dominique Deveraux about trying to take over ColbyCo.  There is no glamour like Russian hooker glamour, and the world is a much homelier place without it.

They Don't Know About Us!

I have a list, hanging on my desk at work, of all the celebrities I'd love to meet someday.  I've been slowly ticking names off that list since I made it two years ago, and tonight I got to tick another name off.  Possibly one of the coolest, at least in my opinion, and someone I never thought I'd get another chance at since I passed up a clandestine photo of her in the frozen food section of Grace's on the Upper East Side when my boyfriend reminded me of my rule of never shooting celebrities living their normal life and not out promoting something, a rule I made back in Los Angeles when I worked out next to Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Duhamel, Justin Timberlake and Jerry Bruckheimer at one of the coolest private training gyms in Santa Monica, where Arnold Schwarzenegger complimented me one day on my workout technique and my trainer got all excited like he was the one lifting the weights.  I'm talking about the brilliant comedienne Tracey Ullman, who's single They Don't Know still makes me smile and sing along whenever I hear it and has me laughing hysterically whenever I pop The Tracey Ullman Show in my DVD player.  Sadly, I don't know what kind of ice cream she was buying.

She's doing a play right now with Michael McKeon, best known as Lenny in Laverne and Shirley and David St. Hubbins in This is Spinal Tap, and I'd recommend you get your tickets quickly before the show ends next Sunday.