G. Your Hair Looks Terrific

You know that shitty song you heard today in the elevator when you were leaving work?  The instrumental that you've heard a thousand times already that's always playing at the dentist's office?  The one they pipe into the restroom at that nice restaurant you like so you can't even take a piss in peace?  Well you can thank this Sideshow Bob looking motherfucker for that.  You can blame him for the frappuccino too, or so he claims.