And We'll Never Be Royals

I've met Countesses, Princesses and more than a few queens in my day, but today I had the pleasure of meeting the original Fergie Ferg Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York.  Just in time for Kiss A Ginger Day!  We swapped Weight Watchers tips and shared our mutual disdain for Prince Charles over tea and scones at The Plaza.  I paid.  Bitch is still broke.