Money Changes Everything

I didn't think we'd still be writing about them in 2015 but here we are.  Former celebrity douchebag couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are exhausting the 14:58 of their fame with Marriage Bootcamp, which premieres this week somewhere.  I used to work for their attorney back in the Speidi heyday and had the misfortune of cutting their MTV paychecks each month, and they would have blown right past Pavan and I this morning like the insufferable assholes they are had I not brought that up.  Moral of the story: money talks, and today it stopped and posed for photos.