Forever Your Gurl!

How the fuck is American Idol still on TV?  The show hasn't produced a 'star' in the last hundred seasons, and really hasn't been the same without the incoherent ramblings of the heavily medicated Vicodin angel Paula Abdul.  Paula was the thread that bound the show together, and I'm shocked it hasn't all come crashing down without her.  In town to promote her breast cancer awareness video, which is as cringeworthy as it sounds, Paula's glazed over eyes lit up arriving at the Today Show yesterday to a crowd of three fans, signing autographs and posing for photos like it was 1989 and she was still dueting with MC Skat Kat, hugging and kissing me like I was her dealer making a house call.  Someone get this girl back on network TV quick!