The Wizard of Oz

Remember the golden age of television, when Christopher Meloni was having non-stop butt sex in the prison showers on Oz?  His peen showed up in so many episodes it deserved to be in the opening credits, and his ass should have its own star on the Hollywood walk of fame!  Misty water colored memories!  Sadly, he was fully clothed leaving Morning Joe yesterday morning after promoting some shit called The Diary of a Teenage Girl and ignoring my request to recreate those shower scenes.