So Delicious

She may have taught us all how to spell "glamorous" and added every variation of Fergalicious to our vocabulary, but could someone please teach Fergie how to tell time?  Bitch was an hour late to her 6PM meet and greet at Lord & Taylor last night, even though she'd been in the store since 4PM.  To be fair, maybe it took that long for the makeup artist to glam out her hard meth face?  Or maybe the photographer needed the extra time to adjust the vaseline on the lense for the 'professional' photos so she looks like a soft focus photobomber instead of a gargoyle?  Yeah, that must be it.