Itchy Gitchi Yaya

Sweet potato pie gives me the shits, so I had no idea that Patti LaBelle's face is on boxes of pies that sell for $3.48 at Wal-Mart until some queen's YouTube review went viral this week, and now Patti LaBelle sweet potato pies are all the rage this holiday season.  I know Miss Patti is a good cook (I don't REALLY know since she's never cooked for me, but it's one of those things you just accept like 'The sky is blue' or 'Don't eat corn if you're a bottom'), but folks are losing their minds over this pie - its selling for $60 on ebay and flying out of stores like some kinda Black Friday midnight madness doorbuster shit while Miss Patti adjusts her wig and "Thank You Baby"s all the way to the bank. 


Here's the original drag queen in NYC yesterday reminding us all that our Thanksgiving table will be naked without her pie, and then the terrorists have won.