The Reason Why We Have Mother's Day

Mother's Day is a modern celebration honoring one's mother, as well as motherhood, maternal bonds, and the influence of mothers in society, so let's all take a moment to honor the cocaine industry's mother of the year, the brave and fearless single mother struggling to pimp out her daughter Lindsay so she can make the mortgage payments on her Long Island mansion, professional life mess Dina Lohan.  Hey gurl, heeyyy!