Life Isn't Fair - The Marla Maples Edition

Poor Marla Maples. Can you imagine the unenviable task of having sex with rotting jack-o-lantern Donald Trump, a six-year sentence that she served out in a gaudy pink marble palace atop the Trump Tower, giving birth to his unfortunate looking child, then getting traded in for a younger, shinier model just before the prenup jumps up to a higher bracket?  And now that younger, shinier model has a 50/50 chance of being the First Lady of the United States (dear God I hope not!) while you're packing up your dressing room after being voted off of Dancing With The Stars.  Life really isn't fair.