(Spell)BOUND!

Please sign me up for a lifetime supply of whatever dead fetus cells Jennifer Tilly is using to stay so young and fresh.  The 58 year old star of direct-to-video-on-demand masterpieces Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, Curse of Chucky and the soon to be released Cult of Chucky hasn't aged a day since Gina Gershon went down on her glamorous chola Betty Boop snatch in Bound back in 1996!  I don't think she's gone under the knife, so either she's bathing in virgin blood or Gina's tongue is magic, and if that's the case she can eat my snatch and keep me young too, because I AM that vain and I'm not too proud to admit it.