Southern Fried Monday

Oh my God how are you?  Long time no see!  How is everything? 

Yeah kids, I know, it's been awhile.  I've been busy and you've been waiting patiently, so let's give this blog a colonic and let the pictures start coming fast and furious!

First up, that delicate southern belle Mama June stampeding into Times Square this morning like Godzilla in the Japanese harbor to promote some Honey Boo Boo coloring book or shit on Good Morning America, because this country isn't fucked up enough right now.  And on the same day as Hostess Twinkies are back in stores!  Coincidence?  I think not! 

Miley Cyrus was there too, looking like a day shift train track hooker in a striped, perforated crop top and matching skirt that would have been perfect for a shift at the Bada-Bing but was all kinds of uncomfortable to look at in the middle of Times Square at 8AM on a wholesome morning show.  Hard to believe this girl is only 20 when she dresses like such an accomplished tramp.  Kids, they grow up so fast these days!

Also on the ho stroll this morning was Earring Magic Ken...urr...Keith Urban.  He and Nicole must sleep in separate beds because his is clearly a tanning bed and if I was a betting man I'd say hers is a hyperbaric chamber. 

Props to all three for signing autographs and posing with fans.