That's not funny!

6/26/13 - Jamie Foxx at Good Morning America to promote White House Down, the flop he costarred in with Channing Tatum.  I remember Jamie on the set of Miami Vice (where I was an extra in a scene that got cut from the film), juggling, telling jokes and entertaining the crew between takes - a far cry from the smooth, couldn't be bothered Jamie that showed up at GMA and wouldn't sign autographs or look at the fans before the outdoor interview started.  What a dick.  And by that I mean, what a huge dick.  Seriously, I've seen the leaked pictures.  He's hung.  But his bathroom was a mess.

6/26/13 - The notoriously difficult Jerry Seinfeld hanging out in the lobby of Sirius studios after his appearance on the Howard Stern show, getting comfortable leaning against a column talking to a couple in the lobby for half an hour, and giving the waiting graphers and paparazzi serious side eye every so often wishing we'd all just go away.  I shouldn't be surprised since he stretched a show about nothing out over nine years.  But just like in 'The Contest' Jerry eventually caved and came out to sign autographs, and I became the master of my domain for waiting him out.

7/10/13 - The cast of Grown Ups 2 did the ho stroll over at Good Morning America to promote another contribution to the dumbing down of America. More like grown OUT if you ask me.  Adam Sandler has packed on a few pounds and looked more Happy Meal than Happy Madison, while Kevin James, who couldn't be bothered to acknowledge anyone on the way in or out of the studio looked more Burger King than King of Queens.

The only svelte one was David Spade, who couldn't leave the studio fast enough, making a b-line to his car so he could get on with his day of fucking Playmates and straddling the line between seriously cool and seriously irritating.