Ooh-Na-Na

Did anyone ever tell Rihanna her name?  Cause girlfriend could barely manage a wave to the screaming (and I DO mean screaming) fans this morning at Good Morning America.  Riri and her fivehead showed up to promote her new film Home because being a multi-platinum selling recording artist is not enough for our girl and now she wants to conquer film.  Stop trying to make fetch happen Riri!  All these singers that wanna act and actors that wanna sing and models that wanna design underwear.  I just want a good night's sleep.