Really No Hassle

I think we can all agree that David Hasselhoff is one of entertainment's most talented treasures.  A gift.  And you don't question gifts, you just accept them.  Enjoy them.  And then go on with the hardships of your life.

Who didn't dream about going for a joyride with Michael Knight and that hot ass talking car?  Or fantasize about Mitch Buchannon's hairy, sweaty man boobs heaving up and down as he ran down the beach in slow motion?  And who didn't wear out the Hoff's beloved audio masterpiece Looking For Freedom on their Sony Walkman, catapulting him to Best Album and Best Artist of 1989 in Germany?  Or want to share a meal with him after seeing him crawl around the floor trying to eat a cheeseburger in a shirtless, drunken stupor videotaped by his daughter?

David Hasselhoff is the tonic we all need.