Ain't Nothing Real About THIS Housewife!

I know it looks like I'm standing next to a low budget drag queen doing a second rate Pam Anderson impersonation, but that's actually wig wearing melted Barbie walrus Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta in Times Square last week for the big Dancing With The Stars cast reveal.  If you think she looks like a sloppy leaking Thanksgiving parade balloon on TV, you should see this mess in person, although I'd advise against 8AM on an empty stomach.  #dryheaves  How she's gonna do the Viennese waltz to Tardy for the Party I do not know.