Dancing With The Stars announced the cast of its 21st season this morning on
Good Morning America because there's still an audience for has-beens doing the paso doble in too many sequins for a paycheck. 'Merica. It's another who's who of 'Who are they?'s (© Rick DeMint) and Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan and a bunch of backup dancers. Chaka fucking Khan!
Once she gets started there's no stopping Chaka. She'll go through the fire. To the limit. To the wall. And that mirror ball trophy will join the ten Grammys on her mantle because she's Chaka Khan and she gets what she wants. I feel for her. I think I love her.
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