No Guys On Film

Duran Duran must think it's still 1985 and they're the biggest band on the planet rather than a nostalgia act that hasn't been relevant for nearly thirty years.  Leaving The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon after promoting their new album blah blah who cares download it for free, bassist John Taylor nastily refused to stop for photos or autographs, douchebag singer Simon LeBon determinedly looked in every direction he could to avoid the cameras, and drummer Roger Taylor caught a ride in Wonder Woman's invisible jet because nobody even saw him leave.  Hell, he may still be at Rockefeller Center for all I know.  Only preening flamingo Nick Rhodes was pleasant to the ten fans still paying any attention to these guys, posing for photos and signing autographs from the comfort of his SUV like some kind of embalmed Elizabeth Taylor/Andy Warhol love child.

Sadly, I'll still be at the Today Show on Thursday before work to see them perform.