Gold Fingered

Elvis fucked her, Caitlyn Jenner fucked her back when she was Bruce, and she was Mrs. David Foster before Yolanda and her lemons and lyme disease invaded Malibu.  A regular on Hee Haw and a Grammy/Oscar nominee for composing "I Have Nothing" off The Bodyguard soundtrack, she's Linda Thompson, and her magical pussy has had more celebrity peen than a Corey Haim/Corey Feldman slumber party at Neverland.  Notice her lovely smile trying to spread its way across her botoxed face.  That's the smile of a bitch whose seen and done them all.