One Hit, Plenty of Attitude

Paraphrasing Forest Gump's mother, meeting celebrities is like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you're gonna get.  Sometimes they're extra gracious, going out of their way to pose and sign for anyone and everyone that asks, sometimes they begrudgingly do it because their publicist told them to, and sometimes they're downright rude.  Such was the case with Lisa Loeb, who read us to filth yesterday for asking for a photo.  "How did you guys know I was gonna be here?  Do you just hang around all day waiting for people to show up?" which, though not entirely inaccurate, was a little cunty for someone whose one hit (about a guy who left her, ironically) was twenty two years ago and who looks a little Lara Flynn Boyle in the face these days, when what she really meant to say was "Thank you for paying attention to me in 2016 when I haven't been relevant since 1994."