How Lo(renzo) Can You Go?

Slap me silly because this isn't a fever dream, but yesterday I met the formerly luscious Lorenzo Lamas, who starred as playboy heir Lance Cumson in the epic '80s soap opera Falcon Crest, (the dude’s name was Lance CUMSON! If that isn’t hot, I don’t know what is.) and later as Reno Raines, the “outlaw hunting outlaws,” in the ’90s TV series Renegade before squandering his career in direct to DVD masterpieces shot in Canada like Snake Eater, Bounty Tracker and Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (with Debbie Gibson!) while marrying and divorcing a series of playmates and gold diggers, including this gorgeous piece of silicone who also slept with his son (escandalo!).

If you're in NYC and don't want to sell a kidney on the black market for impossible to get Hamilton tickets, check out Lorenzo in the Off-Broadway production of The Fantasticks, at Theatre Centre through November 13th.