Coming Out Of The Dark

I think we can all agree that if you weren't a fan of Dawson's Creek in the '90s, the most interesting thing Katie Holmes has ever done was agree to be Tom Cruise's robotic dead-eyed Stepford wife and give birth to the heir to the throne of Xenu before squeezing out of a third story bathroom window at the Scientology Celebrity Centre, falling into a bunch of bushes and running for her life ala Sleeping with the Enemy, but she'll have you know that she has a lot more to offer than just being the Bride of Scientology.  Like being a spokesperson for Quaker's Oatober campaign, which is what she was promoting this morning in NYC while Scientology spy drones circled overhead.