Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!

Who knew that Marcia Brady was a suicidal slut who traded sex for drugs, had two abortions and battled depression and bulimia after The Brady Bunch went off the air?  I did, because I read Maureen McCormick's autobiography Here's the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice Wikipedia to fill in the blanks on former child star who no longer gets any roles and maxed out on her reality show quota Maureen McCormick, who I met last night at a Hillary Clinton fundraiser.  Who knew being a Brady was so much fun?  And all this time we thought Jan was the fucked up one!