The Drama!

I've never been into blondes (or women), but I've always had a crush on Catherine Oxenberg.  From the moment she showed up in mother Alexis Colby's penthouse unannounced to her affair with Alexis' fiance Dex Dexter to her doomed marriage to Prince Michael of Moldavia in Dynasty's greatest cliffhanger of all time, her portrayal of secret, spoiled, petulant Carrington daughter Amanda had me from the start.  Catherine's real life is just as messy.  The daughter of Yugoslav royalty, she had an out of wedlock child with a drug smuggler, was married to my Hollywood idol Robert Evans for nine days, then jumped on Starship Troopers hunk Casper Van Dien's dick for sixteen years.  Still gorgeous, she's currently trying to rescue her daughter from a cult, proving that sometimes real life is stranger than fiction.