Shine Bright Like a $10 Million Diamond and Ruby Encrusted Fantasy Bra

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is being filmed next week, to be broadcast in early December as an hour long paid advertisement so the billion dollar brand can push more product down the throats of fat girls everywhere who think the way to their man's heart is to put on something lacy and revealing instead of putting down the ice cream and joining a gym so the clasps on that made in China push up bra don't have to work so hard, and I can't wait!  Next to my boyfriend's birthday and our annual Joe's Pub date with Sandra Bernhard, this lingerie-show-through-the-eyes-of-a-Cirque-du-Soleil-costume-designer is my favorite part of the holidays - WAY better than that fag elf that wants to be a dentist!  Victoria's Secret angel Candice Swanepoel was in Times Square this morning to reveal the $10 million Fantasy Bra she'll be wearing during the show, and it better look a hell of a lot better on her than it did on the mannequin or it's overpriced.