Pretty Is Smarter Than You Think

We have become a society of instant gratification pussies, unwilling to work HARD for our accomplishments.  Newsflash: life in the real world is a bitch, and you don't get a participation award just for showing up.  Not everyone who sucks cock on film is a porn star.  Some are just sluts.  And not every pretty girl is a model, no matter what their parents tell them.  It's reality and it sucks, I know.

Now, when someone really busts their ass to become successful they should be celebrated.  Take three time Sports Illustrated swimsuit covergirl turned Christian lampshade designer Kathy Ireland, who turned a sock line at K-Mart into a billion dollar home furnishings empire and landed a spot on Forbes magazine's list of America's richest self-made women.  Along with her gripping portrayal of Brittany Maddocks on four episodes of Melrose Place, that's an accomplishment worth celebrating!