The Gospel According to Jackie

When I was a sophomore in high school I somehow got my hands on a copy of Jackie Collins' novel Hollywood Wives and read the book from cover to cover on a flight to San Juan with my school's Spanish club.  I didn't learn much Spanish on that trip, but damn did that book become my instruction manual on life!  Jackie Collins is life's wisest sage, and when she gifts the world with her diamond encrusted wisdom I adjust my life accordingly.  Jackie Collins is the truth.