Took My Passion and Made It Happen

I finally got around to watching Flashdance recently (late to the party is my middle name) and wow was it bad!  Sure the music was great and Jennifer Beals' stand in nailed the dance sequences, but girlfriend did a better job taking off her bra without removing her sweatshirt than she did acting, and it was ALL done much better by Chlamydia Liverpool during the talent competition of the Missed America drag pageant in Atlantic City in 1997.  Jennifer is notoriously difficult with fans, avoiding autographs and photos as much as possible, so this photo is a miracle, proving Flashdance's central moral: that if you dream big (or stand in the right place at the right time and don't take no for an answer) anything can happen.