Pretty Boring

Caroline Wozniaki is a beautiful woman.  She's also boring as shit.  I was supposed to include her in my post about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue but completely forgot because she's boring.  And now I'm struggling to find something interesting to write about her, and the only thing I can come up with is that my friend Joanne bodypainted her for the 2016 issue, and Joanne is much more interesting than Caroline is.  So there's that.