This Is What Happened to Baby Jane

Cryptozoology is a pseudoscience involving the search for creatures whose existence has not been proven due to lack of evidence.  Think Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, unicorns, or a sober, upright Courtney Love.  If you're lucky enough to run across one of these creatures you damn sure better have your camera ready!


Tuesday night, Courtney woke from her daily coma, cleaned most of the way up, and left her home at the landfill not looking like a dozen seagulls pecked at her after she washed up on the shore to attend a party my boyfriend took me to.  Now, approaching Courtney Love for a photo is no small feat....it's like walking a tight rope over an active volcano sitting on a fault line.  One false step and you're fucked, 'cause she will go AT you!  Thankfully, the right mix of white wine and benzos put our girl in a good mood and I was able to take this photo without getting rejected, ripped a new asshole or a contact high.