Like She Cares About A Mirror Ball Trophy!

I don't know if you're watching Dancing With The Stars this season but if they put that deaf male model in a loincloth every week they've got a fan in me!  Anyway....Marla Maples was the celebrity voted out this week, which is funny considering she's only famous for breaking up Donald and Ivana Trump's marriage after getting knocked up and shotgun marrying him, setting herself up for life and giving her plenty of free time to be on Dancing With The Stars instead of getting a waitress job to pay the bills like the rest of the struggling actresses that didn't let billionaires cum in them back in the '90s.