What A Bunch Of Horseshit

My friend Jimmy Newell used to play Captain & Tennille's Love Will Keep Us Together on his orange and white Fisher Price record play over and over and over and over and over until we were brainwashed into believing that love could keep anything together, which is a crock of shit.  Love doesn't keep things together, codependence does.  Love is hard work, and if one person is doing all the work until they realize through years of therapy that it doesn't matter how loyal you are to someone, you can't change someone's heart and bad habits unless they want to themselves then it's only a matter of time before shit falls apart and Khloe and Lamar divorce and move on with their lives.  So fuck Captain & Tennille for lying to me all those years ago.