Same Shit, Different City

The last time I watched a TV show set in Dallas the housewives were Pam and Sue Ellen Ewing, Kristin shot JR and a whole season was a dream, but leave it to wonky-eyed Housewife wrangler Andy Cohen to drop his latest parade of cocktail dresses and delusion deep in the heart of Texas when The Real Housewives of Dallas premieres tonight at 10PM on Bravo.  Two of the women made the press rounds today but I haven't learned anybody's names yet and it's too soon to know if I like them.