Not My Lover

Billie Jean is not my lover.  She's just a woman who claims that I'm not the one because I've got a penis and she's into chicks.  She introduced herself to me ("Hi.  Billie Jean." as she shook my hand) as if I didn't know she was a former World No. 1 tennis player with 39 grand slam titles, the founder of the Women's Tennis Association, a member of the International Tennis Hall of Fame, Time magazine's Person of the Year, a Presidential Medal of Freedom winner and the winner of the legendary Battle of the Sexes tennis match against Bobby Riggs in 1973.  I mean, really?  Humble much?