Paris Is Burning

But it's nothing a dose of Vagisil won't cure.  World famous DJ Paris Hilton took a break from her life's work of being vapid on every continent to hawk her latest perfume on the Today Show this morning, and it's a good thing I got used to the smell of stale spray tanner, jizz breathe and the desperate need for attention while living in LA or this picture wouldn't have been possible.