Not The New Black

Orange is the New Black is one of the best shows on TV right now, and if you're not watching it you should be.  But is orange really the new black?  I mean, who wears orange besides convicts and aerobics instructors anyway?  It's garish and loud, clashes with most skin tones, emphasizes curves you don't want to draw attention to (trust me!) and makes you look like you crashed through a construction zone.  Unless this proclamation came down from Jesus Christ herself, Anna Wintour, then it's a bunch of bullshit and we should all keep wearing black.  None of the cast wore orange while promoting season three, and Crazy Eyes couldn't even be bothered to stand still for this picture!  Fuck orange!