It's all about the Money, Money, Money

The folks at Fox and Friends are hardcore.  While the pussies at the Today Show and Good Morning America yanked Lionel Richie and Emblem 3 (who?) inside for their summer concert series because of the weather, the right wingers on Fox were all 'ain't nobody got time for that' and threw Eddie Money to the elements, forcing him to sing for his Crispy Cremes like some county fair version of Gene Kelly in Singin' in the Rain.  You remember Eddie Money, right?  Yeah, me neither, but we all know his songs...."Baby Hold On", "Two Tickets to Paradise", "I Wanna Go Back" and "Take Me Home Tonight" which he sang with his daughter, and let me just say right now that NOTHING is creeper than hearing a guy sing a duet WITH HIS DAUGHTER about a one night stand at 8:45 AM on live television.  How's that for family values Fox?  Plus he's looking a little haggard these days, like a cross between John Goodman and Meatloaf with a little electroshock therapy thrown in for good measure.  He sounded good though, and got the umbrella wielding blue hairs to their feet once the Crispy Creme sugar rush kicked in.  Did I mention Crispy Creme was a sponsor of the morning's festivities?  Well someone should have mentioned that to Eddie, who, from the stage, told the crowd that Dunkin' Donuts was his favorite.  Way to go douchebag!  That's why you're singing in the rain.

PS - I skipped the donuts.