Miranda Kerr is all over NYC

Miranda Kerr, whom we have all grown to love as the seeming star of the Victoria's Secret catalog before Candice Swanepoel swept in and stole her billion dollar bra wearing glory, was on Fox & Friends this morning to peddle some shit that she probably gets a percentage of sales on because why not use your celebrity like you're a Kardashian and branch out into everything to push the 100,000,000 dollar mark because that $10 million a year contract just to pose in your panties was yanked out from under you and when you’re a model the window is only so big that you gotta plan for a retirement.  Stepping out of the car, she was surrounded by a throng of horny paparazzi, all pushing their cameras and flashbulbs and boners in her direction, hoping she'd blow them a kiss or whip out a tit or leave her husband for them or even just look their way.  And she did.  Look their way that is.  Stunning in a pale pink Herve Leger and Lanvin shoes (I know!), you'd have thought it was the Jesus Christ back from the dead the way the photographers and autographers went wild for her, and she made good on her promise, posing and signing autographs when the segment was finished. 

Later in the day, Miranda was in Times Square promoting Gillette something something something yawn who cares, and like a true supermodel she changed into a stunning canary yellow Reem Acra lace dress (I KNOW!) and looked incredible in the heat!  Stuck behind the press bleachers, I couldn't get a shot of the whole look, and it was much brighter than the last time I saw her at GMA in February, when it was pouring down rain and the girl standing next to Marie would have poked Miranda's eye out with the umbrella if she wasn't wearing sunglasses (Who wears sunglasses in the rain anyway?  Miranda Kerr does!) She seems like a lovely person and not the least bit hungover from the CFDA awards last night.