I don’t know what’s worse, knowing that John Stamos used to fuck your
chick or waking up and realizing that you are Jerry O’Connell, who
despite landing a hot piece past her prime and having all kinds of
Stand by Me royalties, still can't keep a job. Jerry is a huge Howard Stern fan, and used to be schoolmates with Beetlejuice, so I can't give him too much grief for being the Generation-X Ted McGinley TV show killer, but I will say that he was pretty cool to me today outside Sirius studios, shaking hands and chatting about the Stern show with me while wife Rebecca Romijn signed autographs in spite of the cunty publicist trying to rush her into the SUV.
Speaking of Rebecca, she's holding up well after popping out two kids, bouncing back to a 40 year old version of the hot model she was for about a day before becoming an 'actress' as Mystique in the X-Men franchise, which thankfully didn't require much more than getting naked, covered in blue paint and spitting out a few lines. She used to be a lot more fun when she was married to Stamos, running around naked and letting Howard Stern photograph her and name his dog after her.
If you've got cataracts and squint real hard, they're the C-list Brangelina. I don't know what they were promoting, but it probably won't last and you'll be seeing one of them (Jerry) on
Dancing with the Stars real soon.
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