1° and Kevin Bacon

A shitload of cold has busted out all over New York City today, and unless you're a Snow Miser or a polar bear it fucking sucks!  No lie, it took a St. Bernard with a whiskey barrel collar to help me hobble to the subway on my one good leg this morning and I'm typing this with a stick because I'm wearing ten pairs of mittens.  It was 1° when I got to work this morning, and that's still 5° away from this.